The Queen of Pop and ‘mockney Cockney’ film director’s seven-year marriage looks to be Deeper and Deeper in trouble with reports their relationship has been on the verge of collapse for several months.
With no pre-nup agreement, Ritchie, 39, could be looking to Justify His Love with a substantial cut of Madonna's estimated £300 million-plus fortune.
But Madge, 49, isn’t going to be Hung Up to dry and is rumoured to have hired Paul McCartney's divorce lawyer Fiona Shackleton to help fight her corner.
Although if it does come to a split, neither will want to be Causing a Commotion in the interest of protecting their three children - Lourdes, 11, Rocco, seven and David, two.
Have Madonna and Guy only got 4 Minutes left or will there be a Ray of Light?